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What’s That Smell, Angelina?

November 23, 2011

 

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Watch out Durban, there is the stench of hypocrisy coming your way.

Angelina Jolie is leading the luvvie brigade to the Climate Change Conference in Durban next week. Let’s for a moment forget about her pals going with her, who include  the tax dodging Bono and Richard   “Fly me to the moon    ( but only if you’ve got $200K)” Branson, and concentrate on Angelina.

 

I suppose we should congratulate her and her strange looking husband for doing their bit to save the planet by putting up for sale their $13.75 million Malibu mansion. At only 3300 square feet, it was in any event quite modest.

 

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Don’t feel sorry for them, though, as they will still be able to live in their French chateau.

 

 

 

 

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Or their Los Angeles compound

 

 

 

 

 

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Or their $40 million Italian villa.

 

 

 

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Or their boring little place in New Orleans.

 

 

 

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Or their summer pad on Santorini.

 

 

 

 

 

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Or there is always their London pad.

 

 

 

 

I expect you fly by magic carpet every time you flit from one to the other.

 

And if you’re so keen on saving the planet, you might think twice next time you charter a whole train for your family to travel from London to Glasgow.

 

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All to themselves: Brad and Angelina’s train sits on the platform at Glasgow Central station

 

I hope the good citizens of Durban have got their sick bags ready, As John McEnroe might have said “Angelina, you’re the Pitts”.

4 Comments
  1. Mike Davis permalink
    November 23, 2011 9:05 pm

    That puts her a step or two ahead of Brother Al in both the foot print department and the hypocrisy department. I have not heard much coming from the sex poodle lately, but that is probably because I ignore anything related to his whining about trying to save the planet.

  2. November 24, 2011 6:43 pm

    I submit that you’re being dreadfully unfair towards the lovable Brad and Angelina. Have they not said that they won’t marry until everyone who wants to do so may? Isn’t that noble and generous and pious? After all, if a man or boy or newborn baby want to marry a herd of semi-tamed gnus, should any government stand in their way? I’ve not seen any evidence, but I expect that the caring Brad and Angelina probably also say something like, “We shan’t jet around the world hypocritically until everyone who wants to do so may” and “We shan’t eat in overpriced, fancy restaurants until everyone who wants to do so may” and “We shan’t demand $10,000,000 for staring in a movie until everyone who wants to do so may”. I have seen a television advertisement wherein Angelina speaks very quietly and slowly and sadly about the plight of victims of abuse, so she’s a good person and you should stop being mean.

  3. NoMoreGore permalink
    November 28, 2011 12:25 am

    I think the stench can be readily explained. Angelina has sworn off toilet paper.

  4. DirkH permalink
    December 31, 2011 1:44 am

    In her case, it’s called “acting”, not hypocrisy. She probably figured that posing as a do-gooder increases her appeal with the dumb masses so she’s using her acting abilities to be able to command higher paychecks.

    If only I could lie that good.

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