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Green Job Plan

August 17, 2021

By Paul Homewood

How to create thousands of green jobs!!



 Matt cartoon, August 17

  1. Andrew Mark Harding permalink
    August 17, 2021 9:29 pm

    I have subscribed to the Telegraph for 40+ years, I might cancel it if they continue with their new eco-hysterical journalists! Until then I will enjoy Matt and his cartoons!

    • HotScot permalink
      August 17, 2021 10:00 pm

      On my first day in a commercial job in 1989 (I had been a cop for 11 years before that) I was asked if I was a fascist by my ‘colleague’ when I walked in with the Telegraph tucked under my arm whilst he was reading the guardian.

      To be honest, I wasn’t politically interested enough to care at the time so didn’t deck him.

      We wound up starting a business between us which was quite successful until the recession destroyed it within a couple of years.

      Funny that, it seems he was so left wing, he thought my right wing idea of a business was so good he later berated his millionaire father for not supporting us…….

      I chuckle to this day thinking of it all.

    • Mack permalink
      August 17, 2021 10:00 pm

      Cancel your subscription Andrew and just buy Matt’s annual cartoon compendium. He’ll probably make a few more bob out of that than what he does out of your annual stipend to a paper that’s sold it’s soul. And, any more cartoons like that, under the current editorship, and Matt’s days will be numbered anyway.

    • 2hmp permalink
      August 18, 2021 10:39 am

      I read perhaps a couple of years ago that the newly appointed Letters Editor of the Telegraph was an ‘evil CO2’ disciple and that it would be pointless writing anything factual about CO2.

  2. August 17, 2021 10:27 pm

    Pay monthly. No new letter box needed, bye bye green jobs 😀

  3. Joe Public permalink
    August 17, 2021 11:54 pm

    A cracker!

  4. Hugh Sharman permalink
    August 18, 2021 9:09 am

    “Sir Matt” ASAP for badly needed services to the UK’s population

  5. Gerry, England permalink
    August 18, 2021 10:38 am

    In the wonderful world of Dementia Joe Xiden, being an eco-activist is considered a ‘green’ job but then I suppose that is little different from being a subsidised worker in a ‘renewable’ energy company.

  6. August 18, 2021 10:30 pm

    Seriously, how does GREEN increase the number of jobs in an economy ?
    I don’t think any subsidised industry can increase the number of jobs.

    If my competitors sell a product that costs £2,000
    and £1,000 is salaries & £1,000 raw inputs
    The only way I can offer a high job alternative
    is a product at £1,99
    madeup of say £1,500 salaries and £495 raw inputs ..say cos I have massively reduced wastage etc.

    It’s no use saying solar and wind biz pay nothing for their fuel
    cos their raw input cost per MWh
    comprises #1 their free fuel & #2 their infrastructure cost per MW

    And that total raw input cost is still way higher than say a gas power plant ?

  7. August 19, 2021 5:41 pm

    You left out the one where another chippy comes by to fill up the hole. 2 Green jobs

    • August 19, 2021 9:23 pm

      Seriously it’s not a joke
      An economy can’t order a man to dig a hole
      and another to fill it in
      and say two jobs have been created
      cos there are no magic unicorns to pay those workers
      The only way pay their wages is to take money from other workers .. so they have lost their jobs.

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