Global Boiling Has Arrived!
July 27, 2023
By Paul Homewood
h/t Ian Magness
It is little wonder only a few people believe in this scam any longer, when the UN chief has to resort to moronic talk of “global boiling” to get his agenda across:
We have seen it morph from global warming (that sounds nice!), to climate change. Then to extreme weather, to climate crisis and climate emergency. Then the Guardianistas thought it would be clever to call it global heating. And all to describe the climate we have had for most of the last 10000 years.
Now its global boiling! Have they got any epithets left?
Answers on a postcard, please!
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Er, Global Boiling, I think Ms Boyle wrote. Nominative determinism again.
Global barbecue-ing?
Global Grilling.
Global Irradiation.
Global Cheese on Toast!
Like “Global Cheese on Toast”. Argh we’re melting, but so tasty!
How about, Global Bananas Flambė, as I think it sums them up
Or “Climate Microwaving”? Got a bit more of a sciency ring to it as well as an allusion to the Earth’s radiative balance, and more subtly to waving farewell to life as we know it.
Fascinating that NOAA reported in 2021 that the total net amount of warming since the middle of the last century was only plus 0.84°C. And that was lower than it was in 2016. Clearly an existential crisis and global emergency in need of urgent action.
Global asininity?
Not a lot of boiling been going on in Norway. It has been consistently below average temps like for the UK all summer.
This is clearly coordinated. It is everywhere with the asinine lefties at the BBBC “news you can trust” being one of the worst offenders. If this is coordinated that makes it a conspiracy…….
If this is coordinated that makes it a conspiracy…….
Certainly coordinated https://coveringclimatenow.org/ but they make no secret of it.
Global incineration – or inundation, depending where you live. Maybe both for some regions 🙄. Excluding Scotland, obviously.
From the weather we are experiencing in Devon at the moment can I suggest they rename it “Global P ***ing Down With Rain”- it would certainly have more resonance and credibility than “Global Warming”!!
The last bit of your comment should be Global Boiling not warming.
Paul, there have been a few others along the way…
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This was written: The warning lights have been on for weeks but now it is official: July 2023 is set to be the hottest month on record – and likely in 120,000 years.
The records they are using to indicate this disaster are not even ONE HUNDRED YEARS OLD!
More honest data indicates this is the “coldest warm time” in 120 thousands years, actually the coldest warm time in 50 million years!
And how will these records be measured?
Not by satellites, and not by actual thermometers.
Their record will be the synthesis of a computer game!
The UN idiots have a computer game programmed to exaggerate and spew out bullcrap. But approved by the Grantham Climate hedge fund.
Idiot media repeat the bullcrap.
we live in an age of arrogant stupidity.
Evolution is now in reverse.
Some of the U.N. Agencies may do a good job. But as a “World Government” it is at best a cushion; it shows the imprint of the last big bottom to sit on it.
I read an interesting book by a member of the Israeli
delegation. The first insight was how each government is solely interested in its own interests. The second was that everything is about reacting to news like a public relations outfit. The third was how physically decrepit the place is! The U.S.A. is bored with hosting it.
“Evolution is now in reverse.”
Technically, it never does this. But parasitic creatures like the worms in our guts often lose some of their more complex structures as no longer needed.
I’ll wait and see what the satellite data shows. I’m betting it’s not going to be a record.
It’s not just global boiling, but the air is now unbreathable and the heat is unbearable. Do people really believe all this idiotic propaganda? (apart from Joe Biden and the MSM)
How about Global Climate Fraud?
It’s more accurate than their epithet.
Awa an bile yer heid.
Indeed and haud yer wheesht.
“global boiling”
Global bollox.
This has gone beyond satire. We are now entering a phase of global Naziism. Violence is sadly just a few more extreme words away.
Might be time soon to deliberately collapse the grid.
It’s enough to say, it’s ‘Globals’ (small spherical objects).
BBC News at Ten Headline News -“Global Boiling”
Time to take action.
Well tonight the MSM were all over this, we’re all off to hell in the handcart. Much hand wringing and woe is me.
Brilliant- Global Climate Fraud sounds good to me. And for those people employed in the sector, a new job title, “Global Climate Gravytrainers”.
Desuperheaters for every man, woman, and child.
Next: Global plasma.
Yes, this summer so far has been so hot that I have needed any cooling fans at all, and certainly not the mini air conditioner.
You mean “global boiling” ?
Preferred pronouns: Ze, Hir, Zir. “Ze is a writer and wrote that book zirself. Those ideas are zirs. I like both zir and zir ideas.”
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ITV had a prog about direct action
which wasn’t entirely an advert for XR JSO
but Greenblob PR tricksters Dale Vince
and Lord Deben spouted crap , uncontested
(Ward and Donnachadh weren’t used in this prog)
https://www.itv.com/news/2023-07-27/braverman-urges-police-crackdown-as-just-stop-oil-say-they-wont-stop
And Jim Skea of UCL has been appointed to chair the IPCC.
Probably equivalent to giving Lagarde the IMF.
The arrival on the scene of new IPCC head honcho – Jim Skea – is an opportune moment to up the ante on the climate catastrophe epithets. In my day he headed up the Social Science Research Council (I was a cog at the counterpart Research Council for the Natural Environment running our side of a joint global change programme).
Skea is charged with three “key priorities”, the first (and presumably the most “key”) is about inclusivity and diversity. Climate comes later. He is fortunate in having at least one oven-ready policy to borrow from the New Zealand science curriculum which now gives equal billing to the Maori Tane Mahuta foundation myth. And what about El Nino? I can’t see that making it into the next review. But his big big problem will be manmade global warming with its brazenly explicit patriarchy – “theymade warming” lacks a certain something. Other pronouns may like to apply.
Global death is the only one left I’d presume
What propaganda outfit it behind this? Seems another rebranding effort here are the previous attempts: Global Warming, Climate Change, Climate Weirding, Climate Destruction, CLIMATE EMERGENCY!, Extreme Weather,
and now the PR firm comes up with Global Boiling.
Wolf, wolf, no WOLF said the head of the UN. Only a chihuahua in an influencers handbag showed up.
They tried the boiling frog approach but people started to notice so now they’ve jumped the (boiling) shark to attempt compliance via terror.
I will not go down under the ground
’Cause somebody tells me that death’s coming ’round
An’ I will not carry myself down to die
When I go to my grave my head will be high
Newspapers and the News programmes sell on fear. Now they are running out of epithets
I’ve referred to it as
Climate Armageddon
For a while now, and sounds better than Climate Boiling
Cooking metaphors to follow.
The CET (Central England Temperature record) so far for July 2023 is 15.9 Deg.
The CET 30yr average (Climate) for July for 1659-1688 was 15.8.
We are experiencing pre-global warming weather, isn’t it great!
Is that the average of the daily averages? Do you happen to know what 2022 was?
2022 was 18.2.
https://www.metoffice.gov.uk/hadobs/hadcet/data/meantemp_monthly_totals.txt
So much higher last year than this year.
I shall await Tony Heller and CDN (Climate Nexus) responses to this Male Bovine Excreta with interest! I heard “Eyeballs Boiling” on Wednesday!!!
The vast majority of the globe is seeing nothing unusual whatsoever but it’s all going to hell. The trouble is, we see local events and infer global problems from them, because to an extent that makes sense for human societies – a battle at Stalingrad or Saigon or Mosul or a terorst attack in New York do have global consequences. But two days of record heat in a very small part of a small town on a small island does not have any meaning for global climate. It is meaningless. But humans struggle to grasp the size of the world, the vastness of the climate.
The term “Climate breakdown” seems to be a phrase used by the Alarmist squad. Spray the air with valium maybe?
The ether abounds with at best arts graduates attempts to out-hyperventillate eachother with meaningless praise for their invisible Klymutt God. Take any phrase out of the Old Testement and if it is not already being used by the useful idiots of the Klymutt Kult then you would get a lot of likes on any activist chat for introducing it.
Climate meltdown, climate tipping point, climate catastrophe, climate negative, climate positive, climate reversal, climate calming, and of course the ultimate asininity of them all. “Stop climate change”. Stop a 4.5 BILLION year old continuous process because celebwities, idiot children from Sweden who skip school and weasel politicians and associated bedwetters saying we must and bringing down Western Civilization with marxism is the way to achieve this?
Were is the lineup of Nobel Prize winning physicists patently explaining to us about the empirical data based evidence why we must? People who are open to debate and who actively welcome skepticism and debate because that is how real science, not the construct which is social science or the even more absurdly name political science is conducted.
We is being ‘ad
Global broiling any day in august expected.
Glow Ball Oiling……. similar to Polishing a Turd which covers the whole shebang
Hope this might be of interest.
The main item on Jeff Childers’ newsletter – “Record-shattering Hunga Tonga volcanic eruption of 2022…..leading to a net warming of the climate system…”
I imagine that the reason the media and their owners do not want us to learn about the natural phenomena of climate change but only wants us to blame ourselves and our activities for posited negative outcomes, is because the whole motivation is not to save the planet but to destroy our society so that an even worse one can be installed that will benefit the destroyers.
https://open.substack.com/pub/coffeeandcovid/p/overheated-friday-july-28-2023-c?r=2mnu5&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
Kindest
Zara.
The kult and it’s promotes are rapidly running out of words. Language inflation it’s self tells you this is not grounded in anything except weasel politics and believe. Suppose next will be climate barbequing, climate roasting, climate cooking. I shake my head and worry for our civilization.
Oopps, “belief”
It might already have been taken but I like “Climate End-Time” as foretold by the arrival of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. Oops – Three Horsemen and One Horsegirl.
Yes, the zeolots are now talking about “climate collapse”, though I’ve not heard any one of them describing exactly how they think this will happen – or when.