Chemmy Alcott Should Learn What Glaciers Are Really Like!
By Paul Homewood
h/t Ian Magness/Paul Kolk

My eldest son Locki, who is seven, wants to be a ski racer like me and his dad, but I’m really torn.
I don’t know if this sport, which has brought me so much opportunity and love, will be around for Locki and his little brother Cooper to enjoy.
It is 100 years since Chamonix hosted the first Winter Olympics in 1924, but research by the International Olympic Committee last year found only 10 countries will be able to host snow sports by 2040 due to the impact of climate change.
Chamonix’s legacy is rightly being celebrated – but actually, I think there’s a sadness in celebrating something that is changing so radically.
We’re in Chamonix at the moment and wanted to bring you the men’s downhill World Cup action from here in this week’s episode of Ski Sunday. But it has been cancelled, along with the women’s downhill in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, due to high temperatures and therefore poor snow conditions.
Cancellations are becoming the norm. I feel like we’re not giving the mountains, which give us this opportunity to show how great our sport is, the love and the protection they need.
You always remember your first win in sports. Well, I remember the first time I skied Vallee Blanche.
And then I went back there 25 years later thinking I knew what to expect. But I was just blown away by how much it had changed.
When I was 10, I took five steps from the run to walk to the gondola. When I went back 25 years later, those five steps had become 580.
The glacier has lost so much volume at the bottom, more than 100m – that’s more than the height of Big Ben. Think of that vertical height, lost in just my lifetime.
Now, when you hike up the steps, there is a plaque every 10m showing the retreat of the glacier, and you can see how quickly it is happening.
It’s something that you can’t ignore once you’ve seen it. I have become passionate about it, but I’ll admit it’s something that took me a long time to become passionate about.
When I was a ski racer for Great Britain, I didn’t really look up at what was around me. From 1999 to 2014, I spent my life in a very selfish, vicious circle of travelling the world racing, training and then travelling again. It was about me being as fast as I could be.
It took this second time at Vallee Blanche for me to realise how the mountains are changing right in front of my eyes – and for me to really start caring.
That danger of the very immediate future is causing me to try and make the changes that I can. So many people care about the mountains, but they don’t know how to make a change.
There’s hope in terms of what you can do. I rent my clothes, I drive an electric car, I eat less meat and this winter I used the snow train to get out to the Alps. It’s about purpose over perfection, adapting your expectations and making a few sacrifices.
I 100% fear for my sons’ future in skiing. There’s no way they could lead the life that I did as a professional skier. I used to fly to New Zealand to ski every summer, but that’s not something I’m going to encourage to my children because it’s not good for the planet.
So we’re just enjoying every moment on the snow that we can right now because we know that those moments aren’t infinite.
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Your shallowness disgusts me, Ms Alcott.
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Do you have any idea of what the Alps were like before the glaciers began to retreat two hundred years ago?
Did you know that glaciers had advanced so far that Chamonix was described in the 16thC “as a poor country of barren mountains never free of glaciers and frosts…half the year there is no sun…the corn is gathered in the snow…and is so mouldy it has to be heated in the oven. A place covered with glaciers…often the fields are entirely swept away and the wheat blown into the woods and onto the glaciers”
Did you know that in the 17thC glaciers relentlessly pushed downslope ruining thousands of acres of farm land and leaving many villages uninhabitable such as La Bois where a government official noted “where there are still six houses. all uninhabited save two, in which live some wretched women and children…Above and adjoining the village there is a great and horrible glacier of great and incalculable volume which can promise nothing but the destruction of the houses and lands which still remain”?
The same official visited the hamlet of La Rosiere in 1616 and found" “The great glacier of La Rosiere every now and then goes bounding and thrashing or descending…There have been destroyed 43 journaux of land with nothing but stones, and 8 houses, 7 barns and 5 little granges have been entirely ruined and destroyed”.
Did you know that between 1627 and 1633 Chamonix lost a third if its land through avalanches, snow, glaciers and flooding, and the remaining hectares were under constant threat.
Did you know that by then people near the ice front were planting only oats and a little barley in fields that were under snow for most of the year? Their forefathers had paid their tithes in wheat. Now they obtained but one harvest in three and even the grain rotted after harvesting. The people who lived there were described as “so badly fed they are dark and wretched and seem only half alive”.
Did you know that Alpine villagers had to live on bread made from ground nutshells?
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That is the harsh reality of those glaciers you would love to see return.
Yet all you are concerned about is being able to ski down them.
Your idea of sacrifice is to take the snow train to the Alps! You have not got the faintest idea what sacrifice really involves.
NOTES
All historical references are from Brian Fagan’s excellent book, The Little Ice Age.
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Not being able to ski doesn’t strike me as being the end of the world – or maybe it is!
it would be the end of the world-but she doesn’t need to worry, snow conditions are great
This was written:
It is 100 years since Chamonix hosted the first Winter Olympics in 1924, but research by the International Olympic Committee last year found only 10 countries will be able to host snow sports by 2040 due to the impact of climate change.
The forecasts for next month are sometimes wrong, the forecasts for next year are often wrong, the forecasts for 2040 are political, not scientific.
Month you say? Next year you say? In Australia the next twenty four hours is sometimes wrong never mind the succeeding four days. I have actually looked at the Warragul forecast saying cloudy and it was raining outside.
Winston Churchill explained to the UK weather forecasters in World War 2 that they in fact only got it right 40% of the time well nothing has improved anywhere since then.
Our forecasts are extremely accurate here, they tell us it is a 20% or 80% chance of rain, if it rains or not the forecast was correct.
Actually, based on some forecasts from the past, snow was already supposed to be a thing of the past.
AGAIN: snow was already supposed to be a thing of the past BY NOW!
https://web.archive.org/web/20150912124604/http://www.independent.co.uk/environment/snowfalls-are-now-just-a-thing-of-the-past-724017.html
“I eat less meat” – probably explains a lot about her mental capacity.
Locki??? Cooper??? WTF???
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“I rent my clothes, I drive an electric car, I eat less meat …”
And was it not she who, presenting Ski Sunday, railed that everyone around her was white?
A privileged sucker for every narrative.
Ah! The inevitable fate of a dark skinned race moving to and existing in a northern climate. They eventually turn ‘white’ thanks to the lack of sunlight.
Perhaps she should have mentioned nostrils, which also recede to warm freezing air as it enters the body. Negroid nostrils are much larger to cool the air they breathe.
She’s also clearly ignorant of the understanding that the human race is descended from African stock and we are all, in fact, black.
“I used to fly to New Zealand to ski every summer.”
Poor underprivileged commoner ..
“….. I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK…”
research by the International Olympic Committee last year found only 10 countries will be able to host snow sports by 2040
Do they give stock tips?
since we rewrite history to suit our story so lies the future written in fact
As with all the Climate Crisis/Change mob, what they want usually means a problem for the majority – they want no Greenhouse Gases, but fail to acknowledge that the biggest GHG is water vapour, CO2 is both a plant food and critical for all life on Earth – below 160ppm nothing grows, if nothing grows, every animal dies, ah, the sea will be OK, except that it too needs CO2 but the good news there is that the sea will not become sterile in lockstep with the elimination of land based plant and animal life, it will go on for a few million years then die out.
So, let’s be honest for once, this planet has had cold, warm and hot temperatures since the very start – it is cyclical and we are just dropping off the top of a upswing in temperature, then it’s downhill for however long the cycle lasts – that does mean a Climate Crisis but one of reduced temperature, increased snow creep, reduced crop yields and unfortunately starvation for most of the planet eliminating the giant strides of health, education, food supply that the last 2000yrs have enjoyed, with the bulk of improvement since the start of the Industrial Age.
One should always be wary of what they wish for – more snow, more glaciers mean more misery for millions.
All of which might just about be slowed down or mitigated by the increased level of CO2 in the atmosphere.
Yes, we may have added or nature, some factor has added one more molecule of CO2 to ten thousand molecules of the atmosphere and it may warm the atmosphere by an influence of one divided by ten thousand.
Say again:
All of which might just about be slowed down or mitigated by the increased level of CO2 in the atmosphere by a factor of one divided by ten thousand. That one more molecule must warm ten thousand molecules to matter.
Her struggle is real
and entirely self-inflicted!
And self absorbed.
Are we to suppose that cereal farming has or will return to Chamonix?
Seems like there will be better walking and less skiing with all the machinery required for access, up-hill transport and piste bashing. All in all a more affordable holiday if a bit short of display opportunities for the jeunesse d’oree.
Never mind luv. You can always take up water skiing as the oceans around the world warm up.
And since the accomplished skier and arguably greatest ever F1 driver, Michael Schumacher, literally brained himself on the slopes, having survived decades in one of the most ‘dangerous’ sports on earth, perhaps you might not encourage your kids to risk their lives.
You could alwys encourage them to take up Rugby. Except that the WOKE brigade are coming for that game now as well.
I’m embarrassed to say that I swallowed a lot of this garbage back in the 1980s, when there were a few years of poor alpine snow.
since then it’s been fine. We are just back from the Dolomites which have great snow cover-and the Marmolada glacier is the same as its been for donkeys years.
Mind you, it might not last if I don’t start renting my clothes.
Big El Ninos then and now of course, a big El Nino.
OH THE IRONY of a middle class vegan skier whining about the lack of snow! I thought this lot said ‘global warming’ was because of people JETTING OFF ON HOLIDAYS???? Sop flying then you silly woman!
stop
I had an acquaintance who happily posted on FB a picture of her providing (vegan) sustenance (is that an oxymoron?) at an ER event in London and the following week posted photos of her enjoying a lovely holiday in Thailand!! I have another acquaintance who boasts membership of ER and has a very large, German motorhome parked in his garden. Clearly a case of do what I say not what I do !!
Renting clothes won’t alter glaciers 🙄
These people really are utterly dim. Either that puts people in less developed countries out of work which is pretty unpleasant or it means they will be re-employed making something else she will then consume.
When you buy clothes, you often use them many years.
when you rent clothes, you take them back and exchange them for more rented clothes, they throw away the clothes you rented and buy more.
This might be the case.
You must do something for a living.
The clothes are available because many people make a living in the providing of clothes.
Are you trying to keep your job but eliminate the jobs of people who provide the clothes?
Unless she actually lives on the glacier then skiing is going to have a sc called carbon footprint.
Personally I’d say skiing has a negative impact on the environment anyway
Removing trees to create more ski runs speeds the flow of rainwater into streams and rivers to create flashfloods.
Why do these wonkers always give their kids such stupid names? Another one’s eldest son is called Ludo. What’s his second called? Monopoly?
They don’t have a Cluedo!
Not much chance for Ludovic Kennedy, then.
I’ll accept Ludovic but Ludo sounds stupid. It is part of an English/British habit of abbreviating first names. Mind you the champions of monosyllablism are the Dutch with their Pim and Wim and Dirk etc
Sorry for the clumsy link but I thought that you might like that.
coming from a Swiss family I’m glad that Swiss farmers aren’t committing suicide as they did in the LIA. if this silly woman wants to check the growth of atmospheric CO2 she should go to India and China and have a chat.
He didn’t say he wanted the glaciers to return to what they were 500 years ago but probably would want it as 100 years ago and probably to stop there. That’s reasonable, no? Won’t happen but he can dream.
Many do say that conditions in society were better years ago – same thing for him.
I have a dream – to drive on roads without potholes….won’t happen but….
You wrote: I have a dream – to drive on roads without potholes….won’t happen but…
There are many more roads with potholes than there used to be.
There are many more roads without potholes than there used to be.
There just many more roads. Many roads that used to be mud and gravel and potholes are actually paved now.
Oh, it was a woman – I don’t look at the sex of the writer, should do I suppose.
May be time to move to the Moon 🌕🚀🌕🚀!
Now that I’ve had 20 years flying around the world indulging my selfish and meaningless hobby, everybody else has to stop doing it because I care about stuff now.
Relentlessly self-involved.
It seems quite obvious, not least when Climate Change comments are inserted at inappropriate moments in a programme, that the presenters are given lines to read out. It happens on every show. As we repeatedly discover, the BBC is run by Grade A, self affirming groupthink, morons.
Firstly the European glaciers have been melting since 1850 and long before emissions of anthropogenic CO2. Secondly, recent research has found tree stumps exposed by melting glaciers :
“The fact that the Alpine glaciers are melting right now appears to be part of regular cycle in which snow and ice have been coming and going for thousands of years.
The glaciers, according to the new hypothesis, have shrunk down to almost nothing at least ten times since the last ice age 10,000 years ago. “At the time of the Roman Empire, for example, the glacier tongue was about 300 meters higher than today,” says Joerin. Indeed, Hannibal probably never saw a single big chunk of ice when he was crossing the Alps with his army””
Hannibal crossed the Alps in 218 BC. The Roman warm period is said to have been between 250 BC and 400 AD.
But then, Chemmy Alcott, like the BBC et al, are the real climate change deniers as they deny there was any climate change at all before the Industrial Revolution. I don’t know how they explain the last ice age and the subsequent warming just 10,000 years ago or did these events just not occur as far as they are concerned?
I did love skiing but it really is a
but daft and self indulgent being hauled up the mountain by a lift and then hurtling down you can do it more purely by x country skiing or ski mountAinerring both purer forms of the sport By the way Sschummacher was not a great skier Just an average guy on an easy slope who got unlucky
He was off-piste when he had his accident, cutting across from one piste to another when snow cover off-piste was poor. He was indeed unlucky to hit a rock and even more so, if rumours are accurate, to fall in such a way that his helmet-mounted camera took much of the impact, with tragic consequences.