Even warmists deserve presents. so here is what I have given them.
Homer Hansen – a thermometer and a one way ticket to the North Pole – then he can throw away his pink crayon.
Phil Jones – a can of whitewash for the next inquiry.
Mikey Mann – 5 years in the State Pen *
Kevin Trenberth – a telescope – he can use it for looking for his missing heat – while he is at it, he might search for some scientific integrity.
Katharine Hayhoe – a history book
Chris Huhne – a get out of jail free card – he might soon need it
Princess Charles – a carbon capture device for Camilla’s fags.
Al Gore – a snorkel and pair of goggles – for when his beachside condo is under 12 feet of water.
BBC – bugger all – you already get enough from me.
Happy Xmas everybody!!
* I am advised by Messrs Sue, Grabbit and Runne to make it clear that Mikey has done nothing at all wrong and should only go to the Pen as a long term visitor!
NOT A LOT OF PEOPLE KNOW THAT 
Merry Christmas!